Beauty & Order

“They are serving high-end ingredients like lobster, but ruining it by covering it with sauces and pasta and other bullshit. It doesn’t need it — combining five good flavors often just creates one bland one. Let me put it this way: Take a hot porn star and throw a cheerleader outfit on her, and it looks great. Or maybe a Catwoman type of latex suit. Or any one of a hundred fetish outfits that come to mind. But put them all on her at the same time, and she just turns into a coat rack. What I’m saying is that cooking is exactly like porn in every way.”

(Source: 5 Simple Things That Every Bad Cook Does Wrong | Cracked.com http)